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Now, this is funny on it’s own, but tragic in that it is completely true. First, things like that do happen. Second, the meeting with the parent about the issue would proceed pretty much as depicted with a couple of exceptions. First, there would be some accusation that it is the teacher’s fault because they are not properly meeting little Johnny’s educational needs. Second, the mother would actually have shown up with a note from some quack that explains that this action is excusable because of some behavioral issue from which little Johnny suffers. He would probably also recommend that the teacher work out some hand-signal system so that when little Johnny feels the need to be a flasher, he can get up and go talk to the school counselor about his feelings or flash him/her in a soothing, nurturing environment. Oh me, oh my…

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